There is nothing at all that irks me more than facial hair. I know some might think it's manly and gives an air of sophistication. However, that is not correct, my immediate thought is laziness. Gentlemen are responsible for shaving one part of their body.
Let me say it again, ONE! Whereas, women have a considerably larger area to shave than men. Yet, we do it. Some even do it every day. And yet, day by day, you see your significant other's facial hair growing longer. You think maybe today will be the magical day it is shaved off. Its prickly. Yes, it reminds me of sad grass. A woman must except electric shocks as you kiss your mate. In addition, I love when guys think they are doing you a favor by shaving with their electric shaver.. Granted it is better then not shaving at all. But, unless you are super meticulous, you will probably miss particular areas and the shave is never as clean or close. This makes us unhappy. Bring out the straight razor; you'll find it's bliss to your girlfriend. Still a couple days of not shaving is a walk in the park compared to your mate deciding to grow a goatee or mustache! G-R-O-S-S. First, it ages you unnecessarily. You know how many people say you look like an entirely new person once you finally shave?!? Millions. Second it looks unkempt, like you could possibly be a homeless person. Third, think of all the food that can get stuck in that disaster??? That is just unhygienic. Why would you let your love ones see that depravity? Sadly some still do... But another equally fashion faux pas is a mustache. Admit it, all of us think of Tom Selleck in Magnam PI. Which ps. was in the 80s. Why are we still sporting that look?!? This look dates you. And the silly mustaches that turns up at the edges make me want to stand up and scream! It strikes me as a caricature not a real person. Will others take your seriously? Simply put, facial hair is out, show off that beautiful face god gave you and your girlfriend will be a lot happier. Now isn't this better...
There is nothing at all that irks me more than facial hair. I know some might think it's manly and gives an air of sophistication. However, that is not correct, my immediate thought is laziness. Gentlemen are responsible for shaving one part of their body. Let me say it again, ONE! Whereas, women have a considerably larger area to shave than men. Yet, we do it. Some even do it every day. And yet, day by day, you see your significant other's facial hair growing longer. You think maybe today will be the magical day it is shaved off. Its prickly. Yes, it reminds me of sad grass. A woman must except electric shocks as you kiss your mate. In addition, I love when guys think they are doing you a favor by shaving with their electric shaver.. Granted it is better then not shaving at all. But, unless you are super meticulous, you will probably miss particular areas and the shave is never as clean or close. This makes us unhappy. Bring out the straight razor; you'll find it's bliss to your girlfriend. Still a couple days of not shaving is a walk in the park compared to your mate deciding to grow a goatee or mustache! G-R-O-S-S. First, it ages you unnecessarily. You know how many people say you look like an entirely new person once you finally shave?!? Millions. Second it looks unkempt, like you could possibly be a homeless person. Third, think of all the food that can get stuck in that disaster??? That is just unhygienic. Why would you let your love ones see that depravity? Sadly some still do... But another equally fashion faux pas is a mustache. Admit it, all of us think of Tom Selleck in Magnam PI. Which ps. was in the 80s. Why are we still sporting that look?!? This look dates you. And the silly mustaches that turns up at the edges make me want to stand up and scream! It strikes me as a caricature not a real person. Will others take your seriously? Simply put, facial hair is out, show off that beautiful face god gave you and your girlfriend will be a lot happier. Now isn't this better...
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