Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Runaway Bride
For my last blog I drew some inspiration from one of my favorite movie's, Runaway Bride. What is more magical than a girl's wedding. Absolutely nothing. It's something every little girl dreams about multiple times. But there's always a debate about what's acceptable for you to wear on your second, or gasp, third wedding. You always hear the comment; well it is her third wedding... Should you wear white, or are you confined to wear a more sensible color? Maybe negating the veil entirely is a good idea? I mean white represents chastity and virtue, or does it mean new beginnings? Did you fail the first time? What will people think? After all, the magazines and TV specials point out there is specific etiquette for your second and third wedding that you should follow right? Or, at least your second dress should be shorter and have less detail; most of your family won't be there anyway. You could even be controversial and try a red or yellow dress? It is the modern age and why not be flashy on your wedding day. Will your marriage last and should you hold back some? Except for the fact, that a wedding is a glorious event and should be celebrated whether it is your first or your fourth time. Make the little girl in your heart be proud. Maybe during your first wedding you were listening to everyone but your own voice. Or maybe you lost 50 pounds and can wear that hot dress that all your Facebook friends would be jealous of. The possibilities are endless. Either way this is your day and if you want to wear a black (which might make me throw up a little in my mouth), it's okay. And if you want to dress in an over-the-top lace dress that has elaborate detailing on your forth wedding, have at it. Your wedding day should be filled with hope and belief in a new beginning. That should give you confidence to rock your ideal dress.
Monday, September 10, 2012
The Blunt Bang
Taylor Swift, Rooney Mara and Rose Byrne are knocking the look out of the park. It makes me want to sprint to the nearest hair salon and get bangs for me. This look is inherently sexy and sophisticated with a bit of edge. It is also extremely polished and really highlights a woman's face. Another trend I love is the refined pony. For this look, you take a strand of hair and wrap it around your ponytail. It just gives a bit of elegance and changes up the traditional pony to something more formal. Everyone should try it! Last but not least the look that just want go away--is the ombre hair color. But don't be fooled. Many people are paying good money to create that perfect Dark-To-Light effect. These trends are all amazing and if you haven't tried any WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!! Here are some more fun trends to try for fall 2012.
Sunday, September 9, 2012
To shave or not to Shave
There is nothing at all that irks me more than facial hair. I know some might think it's manly and gives an air of sophistication. However, that is not correct, my immediate thought is laziness. Gentlemen are responsible for shaving one part of their body. Let me say it again, ONE! Whereas, women have a considerably larger area to shave than men. Yet, we do it. Some even do it every day. And yet, day by day, you see your significant other's facial hair growing longer. You think maybe today will be the magical day it is shaved off. Its prickly. Yes, it reminds me of sad grass. A woman must except electric shocks as you kiss your mate. In addition, I love when guys think they are doing you a favor by shaving with their electric shaver.. Granted it is better then not shaving at all. But, unless you are super meticulous, you will probably miss particular areas and the shave is never as clean or close. This makes us unhappy. Bring out the straight razor; you'll find it's bliss to your girlfriend. Still a couple days of not shaving is a walk in the park compared to your mate deciding to grow a goatee or mustache! G-R-O-S-S. First, it ages you unnecessarily. You know how many people say you look like an entirely new person once you finally shave?!? Millions. Second it looks unkempt, like you could possibly be a homeless person. Third, think of all the food that can get stuck in that disaster??? That is just unhygienic. Why would you let your love ones see that depravity? Sadly some still do... But another equally fashion faux pas is a mustache. Admit it, all of us think of Tom Selleck in Magnam PI. Which ps. was in the 80s. Why are we still sporting that look?!? This look dates you. And the silly mustaches that turns up at the edges make me want to stand up and scream! It strikes me as a caricature not a real person. Will others take your seriously? Simply put, facial hair is out, show off that beautiful face god gave you and your girlfriend will be a lot happier. Now isn't this better...
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Its just one of the perks...
I think men are seriously jealous of the fun women have when it comes to getting dressed. But that's one of the perks of being a woman. We know there aren't many...! Yet lately, I find more and more men trying to accessorize like a lady. Let me be clear: It is never acceptable for men to wear jewelry of any kind period. Unless, it is a wedding ring or the perfect male staple, a watch. That means no earrings, no bracelets, no necklaces. and for god sake, no grills! I know you are thinking grills really? But if sweetie pies like Ryan Lochte can sport them in a mistaken haze of patriotic duty, it can happen to anyone.
Jewelry makes the gender effeminate. When a guy sports earrings, so many thoughts run through my mind...Is he in the mafia? Just a jersey shore wanna-be?? Neither is a compliment and imply not just a lack of judgement, but lack of style and end to sex appeal. Hmm...probably not gonna get many dates. But, that doesn't come close to my need to look away from men putting a gauge in their ears, nose, or face for that matter.
Does this look like a reasonable man, or a man with significant mental issues. This man is mutilating his body. He risks that the hole will never shrink back to its normal size of the original piercing. Which means, he can never regain his former image. More importantly, does he limit his career to hairdresser, bouncer, or artist. Why would you do that? I know many think bracelets and necklaces can be masculine, I assure you they are not. It does not matter if its a leather bracelet or gold necklace. Neither compliment a man. Leave accessories to women.
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